HOW TO MAKE PUPPY PIE

Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered
Then add the following ingredients:

1 cup patience
1 cup understanding
1 pinch correction
1 cup hard work
2 cups of praise and 1½ cups fun

Blend well

Heat with warmth of your heart until raised or until puppy has doubled in size

Mix with owner until consistency is such that owner and puppy are one

ENJOY!